This is absolutely incredible and no one can tell me otherwise.
Rules are the same as always:
- mbf me
- only reblogs count
- unlimited reblogs (don’t spam please)
- you can like the post to bookmark it, but it won’t count as an entry
- giveaway blogs are frowned upon
Prize: You get to choose one mega evolution Pokemon!
- All mega evolution Pokemon are available in this giveaway
- If you win, you can choose whichever one you’d like!
- All Pokemon are shiny, lv. 100, 31/31/31/31/31/31
- Although there are rumors of a Latios/Latias mega evolution on the horizon, they will regrettably not be available in this giveaway.
Only 10 winners to begin with this time, but I’ll add 2 more winners for every 100 notes this post gets!
Winners will be chosen randomly at 6:00PM on Friday, April 25th.
**I will not be supplying Mega Stones, only the Pokemon.**
OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG
OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM
OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT THE BOYS REPLY TO
OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE
THAT WOULD BE NICE
OH SO NICE
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I HATE THIS TEXT POST
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
college educations will most likely open up job opportunities where your yearly income is easily above the cost of these islands. or just buy your island and live on it like a pacifist elf or whatever you are these days
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
Someone on Miiverse was having a drawing contest where the guideline was to draw any Smash character you liked in a bikini. Naturally, I couldn’t pass up on the opportunity.
Sometimes i forget that Dan has his ears pierced and then i remember and think holy mother of god that’s so attractive