if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
I once kicked a boy 3 times in the balls and made him vomit because he touched my feet.
The only thing that stopped me from breaking down today was using the pain of pushing on my healing cuts to distract myself… I really need to deal with rejection better… ( these cuts are several days old by the way )
Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS
there are two types of cute
"aw how adorable" cute
"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute
and my goal is to be both of them
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
I want to make you as lonely as me, so you can get, get addicted to this. So you can get, get addicted to this now.
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti